Is Democracy Dying?

That was an anti-climax.

I gave them free sausages, plastered the tertiary centres with awesome posters (credit to Tim Ingle), waged a social media campaign to raise awareness, and even dressed up in an orange morph-suit for their amusement (my alter-ego as the mighty Electoral Man).

But they still didn’t vote.

I’m talking about young New Zealanders, who for a range of reasons didn’t make the trip to the polling booths in the recent general election.

Again, we activists who are so passionate about democracy haven’t been able to unearth the ‘missing million’ – that’s how many didn’t vote in 2011 and it was roughly the same outcome this election.

Twenty nine per cent of enrolled voters found something better to do and nine per cent of eligible voters didn’t enrol. Non-voters outnumbered the combined votes of the National Party, Act, United Future, Maori Party, Conservative Party, Internet-Mana and the Legalize Marijuana Party.

I have reason to believe that a massive chunk of these non-voters were young people, considering that in 2011 a quarter of the missing million were aged between 18-25.

So what the hell happened?

We can point the finger at Dirty Politics, Kim Dotcom, John Key’s spin doctors, and corrupt media coverage until we are blue in the face, but the lack of engagement in our democracy goes far deeper than these election phenomena (actually Key’s super spinners have been around for ages, same goes for corrupt media and probably dirty politics too).

I think young people just don’t give a shit about politics. And why should they? They don’t learn about it school and if they DO have political views they are normally hand-me downs from their parents – that is assuming their parents are politically literate themselves.

Mention politics to a young person and I bet the first thing that pops in their head is an image of two old dinosaurs in suits bickering about inflation or some other economical concept they have no understanding of. How are they supposed to relate to that?

Back to education – what is going to be more impactful on a young person’s life? Algebra and geometry or civics education? Shakespeare or the study of New Zealand democracy?

I’ve got nothing against Macbeth and quantum physicists but I do think some of our education priorities are a bit archaic. I’m not suggesting that maths shouldn’t be a core subject – I’m saying that without meaningful education around civic engagement, young people have no idea how to participate in our democracy.

If we want to maintain a responsible and functioning democracy where everyone is equipped to contribute then it’s on us to make sure future generations are encouraged to participate. This has to start in our schools.

But then there is still the issue of those young people who do have a clue about politics but don’t vote because they think the system is broken – an argument I find hard to disagree with.

When New Zealand elects a government draped in corruption, negative campaigning decides the outcome, big money buys votes, and a million people who could vote don’t – then our democracy is in critical condition.

Maybe I’m being naive, maybe this has been going on forever – but does that mean we should accept it, throw our hands up in the air and say “we’ll all politicians are bent anyway”? This is exactly why we are haemorrhaging democratic engagement among the youth.

Is there a better system out there? I don’t know. But for now we have this one and if we want it to represent all Kiwis, if that is a goal those on the left, right or smack in the middle aspire to, then it behoves us to ensure young Kiwis are given the best possible foundation to make good decisions – or in fact make a decision full stop.

General Election 2014 voter turnout.

General Election 2014 voter turnout.

25 Reasons Young People Should Vote

I can think of about fifty reasons off the top of my head but half of them would expose my political leanings and that would be naughty. Although if your good at reading between the lines you will discover them by the end of this article anyway.

That leaves another twenty five supposedly unbiased reasons to commandeer the polling booth for roughly 186 seconds of your life. So without further adieu:

Reason number #1: It’s physically easy to do. You could either a) spend an extra five minutes scrolling your Facebook newsfeed and reading about how your mate Candice got trapped on an escalator when the power went out… or b) go to the nearest early polling booth.

Reason #2: Voting doesn’t have to be a chore. Why not do what young people do best and turn it into a party? Give it a festive vibe, organise a short hikoi to the polls, snort a shot of tequila every time Kim Dotcom is compared to an emperor penguin in a turtleneck sweater, lose an item of clothing whenever Jacinda Adern appears on TV coverage – and let Nexus publish the embarrassing photos.

Reason #3: There are certain groups who don’t want you to vote. There are those who either fear the power of your favourite blue bic pen that has been gnawed half to death from hours of monotonous uni lectures, and/or don’t think the student voice is worth a damn.

If you’ve been following the Dirty Politics scandal you’ll know that subliminally encouraging non-voting is a strategy used by some pollies – poor form if you ask me.

This attitude is shared by the electoral commission, who only acquiesced to having a booth on the Waikato Uni campus after being lobbied relentlessly by the Tertiary Education Union and other individuals who want to preserve your democratic rights. Good on them for finally seeing sense though.

Reason #4: Voting is your right and don’t let anyone suggest it won’t make a difference. Guess what? Your vote carries just as much influence as John Key’s, Richie McCaw’s, and even…Guy Williams’.

Reason #5: This one is a fact. One million eligible voters didn’t turn out at the last election. Would that many votes make a difference?

Reason #6: We are a generation that for the most part cares about Climate Change. Some pollies are making noises about it, others are claiming the science is a bunch of “mumbo jumbo” – you be the judge, jury, and if necessary, executioner (figuratively speaking).

Reason #7: If all the eligible voters under the age of 35 voted in this election we would control who ends up running the show.

Reason #8: Would you like the power to vote for a new boss? Especially after that time he blamed you for serving fries to a gluten-intolerant customer who ordered vege chips when you didn’t even take the order? Sure you would. Unfortunately we can’t vote for who our employer is but we can vote for who is elected the boss of New Zealand.

Reason #9: The decisions made by the current government, and the new government come September 20, will affect us far more than our parents. We will have to live with the consequences of said decisions longer than anyone else. If you don’t vote you’re basically agreeing to let your folks decide what’s best for you…again – so put your huggies on because you’re a big kid now.

Reason #10: The average age of an MP is 52. Meaning that lot in power spent nearly 40 years without the internet. I know…there once was a time when we couldn’t ask Uncle Google if rhinos were just obese unicorns, crazy huh? So 52…does that sound representative to you? There are plenty of good young(ish) candidates running so why not consider them instead of the Grey Power conglomerate.

Reason #11: The cost of education now is just astronomical and it annoys the fire-truck out of me because my folks got to ‘study’ for free and smoke doobie snacks in between lectures. The same folk who received their education for free are now charging us out the arse for ours. So I’d encourage you to probe politicians about their policies concerning tertiary study.

Reason #12: Kiwi ladies were the first to win the right to vote in Western society way back in 1893. Our history is full of awesome little firsts like that so let’s honour that legacy of getting shit done and get out and vote. FYI Women’s Suffrage Day, a celebration of this achievement, is September 19 which just so happens to be the day before the election.

Reason #13: Because there will be a decision made by the/a government that is going to ruffle your feathers. We all care about something whether it’s mining in National Parks, reducing national debt, or free medical for kids. For me its fair rights for workers – that 90 day trial period just grinds my gears.

Reason #14: We need jobs. There are bugger-all available and often we’re fighting each other to get one. Gone are the days when a uni degree basically guaranteed you employment.

Reason #15: If you vote and an ‘older’ person you know doesn’t then you can give them shit forever. Like my uncle Mike who tends to stay at home and collect pet doves…

Reason #16: “I’m not voting because you are terrified Colin Craig won’t get elected and you just can’t bear the thought of Parliament being deprived of his chiselled good looks” – someone actually said this to me. Take this guy’s vote – he obviously wasn’t going to employ it usefully anyway.

Reason #17: New Zealand currently has the second worst paid parental leave entitlements in the OECD. The worst? America, where there is no paid entitlement. Look up 26 for babies.

Reason #18: I’m not a stoner but a cheeky smoke behind C block isn’t going to hurt anyone. The criminalization of cannabis consumption is a daft and prehistoric policy better left to the annals of history – your vote can contribute to change, and munchies.

Reason #19: Vote for New Zealand. Shit we live here so we might as well at least try to make it as sweet as we possibly can right?

Reason #20: You can vote now. Early voting opened on September 3 and there are booths everywhere. It’s never been easier.

Reason #20, 21, 22, 23, 24 and 25: Okay my editor will get grumpy if I breach the word count on this piece (a word count I am currently wasting by telling you about how I shouldn’t be wasting it) so I’m going to crowbar the final five reasons into a spectacularly lame haiku:

Poor kids and land bids,

Alarming free trade and bent spies,

Too much buffering.

If you want to know my other ‘politically-charged’ 25 reasons to vote then email me tony@ywrc.org.nz.